Once upon a time, in a land far, far away.

George...

Condi...

Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Great. Lay it on me.

Hu is the new leader of China.

That’s what I want to know.

That’s what I’m telling you.

That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Yes.

I mean the fellow’s name.

Hu.

The guy in China.

Hu.

The new leader of China.

Hu.

The Chinese man leading China!

Hu is leading China.

Now whaddya’ asking me for?

I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

That’s the man’s name.

That’s who’s name?

Yes.

Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Yes, sir.

Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

That’s correct.

Then who is in China?

Yes, sir.

Yassir is in China?

No, sir.

Then who is?

Yes, sir.

Yassir?

No, sir.

Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Kofi?

No, thanks.