Phone In Well

BOSS: Hello.

YOU: Hey BOSS, I’m phoning in well today and won’t be coming to work.

BOSS: Hey YOU, don’t you mean you’re phoning in sick?

YOU: No BOSS, I’m phoning in well. I’m feeling real good today, too good to come to work.

YOU Quit, Optional...

In fact BOSS, just talking to you, I realise I’m feeling well for the first time since I started working for you.

Having finally come to my senses, you might as well know that I won’t be working for you anymore.